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  • Kimo NoNickname Anderson

Move Over, Cocaine Bear . . . Here comes Meth Gator!

"Cocaine Bear" did better than expected in its opening weekend, taking in $23.1 million. Even before that, though, the title alone made it a huge viral sensation.

So it's not surprising that there's already a cheesy knockoff in the works. It's called "Attack of the Meth Gator", and it's being made by The Asylum.

They make cheap, and mostly AWFUL, horror and sci-fi movies . . . many of which are knockoffs of recent hits.

Their titles include "Snakes on a Train" . . . "Ape vs. Monster" . . . "Transmorphers" . . . "Paranormal Entity" . . . and "Sinister Squad". They also made the "Sharknado" movies.

"Meth Gator" is coming this summer . . . most likely straight to DVD and On Demand. (Consequence)

Stupid One-Liners: Thanks to the success of "Cocaine Bear", there's a movie in the works called "Attack of the Meth Gator":

. . . Don't worry, something like this could never actually happen . . . outside of Florida.

. . . In the movie he fights his greatest adversary: Bath Salt Python.

. . . What's so scary about an alligator with no teeth?

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